Monkey Tennis DJ’s
Monkey Tennis range in size from the Gary Broadband at 140 to 160 millimetres in height (plus headphone cord) to the male Lummy, at almost 1 metre high and weighing 35 kilograms (77 lb). Habituating either in coastal areas or apartment blocks with high vantage points and designated parking, diets can vary but may contain any of the following: roast dinners, cress, duty-free ciggies, ruby grapefruit juice, scotch eggs, pints of bitter and small animals.
Some characteristics are shared among the two; the extensive digital media collection of the Nu Disco monkey is complemented by an extensive deep house vinyl reserve and lumbosacral spinal column. Both have trichromatic colour vision like that of humans that pulsate when deep disco house kicks are heard. Although both the Nu and Old School monkeys have forward-facing eyes, the ears look very different and this has been attributed to Sennheiseritis.
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